Golf

"Baseball, basketball and football players play golf when they retire. Pro golfers don't play baseball, basketball and football when they retire." - Rick Woodson

"Golf sucks, play football."
"I'm sure your grandpa wouldn't agree."

by FuqUrSport December 31, 2014

Golf

Gay outdoor lifestyle with fellas

Golf is for benders

by Barry from Northampton March 17, 2020

golf

A game that is enrages people

Golf with friends it enrages me

by dabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb May 28, 2018

golf

A sport for fatasses and nerds.

That fatass is golfing with that nerd.

by Alex May 26, 2004

golf

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

golf

A sport,that despite the general stereotype that only the elderly play, is quite fun. It's more of a finesse sport as opposed to strength and speed.

Golf can be fun for anyone. Hell, I'm 17and I enjoy playing a round of 9 holes everyone once in a while.

by OutlawStar July 27, 2004

Golf

a sport that will take over anyone's life. Girls will find themselves competing with a golf club for attention. Golf can make people in an extremely crabby mood if they get a bad score.

"My boyfriend got a 47 on 9 holes in golf, so he went home to sulk."

by Sea Blue March 12, 2009