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golden dragon 

Similar to the Fire-Breathing Dragon. It's when the girl is giving you a blowjob, and you thrust her head down all the way down making her think you're about to climax, but instead you magiacally pee in her mouth and it comes squirting out her nose just like a dragon.
She didn't see it coming one bit.
golden dragon by crazy b April 15, 2005

Golden Douche 

The act of washing out your vagina with a man's urine
My husband gave me a golden douche
Golden Douche by Cock Rofler February 27, 2011

golden doughnut 

when you have anal sex and you piss in the asshole
I gave her a golden doughnut last night
golden doughnut by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Golden Dilophosaurus 

During sex when a chick gets fucked so hard she pisses. Then the dude catches said stream midair, takes a mouthful, and spits if back in her face as he remounts her.
Melvin: OMG Danny did you see that!? That girl just got the piss fucked out of her!

Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!

Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!
Golden Dilophosaurus by MD452 April 20, 2014

Golden Don 

The forcing of another person, against his or her will, to urinate on your face for your sexual pleasure.
Check it out--that guy walking out totally just got a Golden Don! He's even got the orange-hued face and urea-hair that it causes.
Golden Don by Elkminster January 26, 2017

Golden Date 

The date when she finally lets you visit her punany.
Usually around the third date, if she still doesn't let you - dump her.
We finally got to the golden date, and now she can hardly walk...

Third date but not golden, I think i'm gonna dump the biach...
Golden Date by Pingu is crazy September 11, 2005