Gogurt Smash

after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.

Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.

When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.

by awesomesuperballs June 24, 2014

Chocolate Gogurt

where somebody shits in a condom, squishes it up till its mushy, then squeeze it out like a Gogurt into a womans vagina and uses the shit as lube to fuck.

dude, this chick was into some freaky shit i met at the bar the other night. she asked me to Chocolate Gogurt her.

by eastside lunchtime words September 29, 2012

Gogurt yourself

When you ejaculate into your hand and slurp it from hand to your mouth then spit out onto your chin

Garrett N. Why did you gogurt yourself on tiktok ?

by Dumpsterbitch May 21, 2021

gas station gogurt

A used condom that is left at a gas station preferably found in the bathroom

Man 1 “Ay I tried a gas station gogurt and I think I have hemorrhoids and aids.”

Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”

by Broski119 April 21, 2023

Gogurt

This is another version of the cheese touch but instead of crossing your fingers you do the peace sign.

Charlie has the Gogurt!

by Royal_Caribbean_CrusieLines May 6, 2022

gogurt grip

how one commonly holds their dick when sending a dick pic; in reference to the yogurt tubes snacks from the 90s

"Why is everyone doing the gogurt grip in their dick pics?"

by nanidafuqq April 14, 2025

Gogurt squeeze

When a man's foreskin is long enough, you have to squeeze the cum out like gogurt.

Yo, that guy has such long foreskin that you could totally gogurt squeeze him.

by Peeballs42069 March 5, 2024