Gifford

A Gifford is the piece of skin between a mans ball sack and arse crack

look at that Cornebys Gifford

by michellerider1 April 1, 2010

The red necked Gifford

Fond of roadkill and tractors. Easily provoked by the color black. Sexually attracted to sheep and constipated boy like office personnel. Travels with chickens and discarded cans of busch beer in the back of it's rusted out truck.

The red necked Gifford was spotted mounting Beth from behind will making her scream "Baaaaaa, sheer me you naughty farm boy!"

by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

The Gifford

A man that makes fake relationships with girls online and still lives with his parents

Why are you doing The Gifford? Go find yourself a real female

by Silence9853 June 20, 2021

Gifford

The act of arriving unreasonably late or failing to arrive at all, even when promised.

"Dude, you pulled such a gifford last night. We totally had plans."

by Ballzzz December 6, 2009

Giffords

A retard or the act of being retarded. Acting like you got shot in the head and recieved brain damage.

Joe: "Heh, heh YOUR MOM

Garrett: "Your such a Giffords"

OR

Tap your right hand over your chest and say "Giffords" in a retard voice.

by cowlik1721 February 22, 2011

Giffords

A name given to the person or corpse recieving a teabag. Named after democratic congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, shot in the head by a teapartier on January 8th, 2010.

So, after you have killed your Giffords, press the L3 button on your controller to teabag them repeatedly, adding insult to injury.

by corpse_enthusiast January 9, 2011

Tristan Gifford

He thinks it’s really funny to type the eggplant emoji and the donut emoji. Has a natural set of female repellent.

Girl: hide me, Tristan Gifford is coming

by Dghfdgjhfdd November 13, 2022