superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.

I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.

by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008

gobstopper

something you suck on for awhile

"go suck a gobstopper you bloody wanker"

by nouhisverycool February 1, 2021

Gobstopper

When someone gargles cum instead of swallowing it

I blew a load in her mouth, but she was a gobstopper

by Platinum Knight September 15, 2021

salty gobstopper

Cum covered kidney stone you receive after a successful blowjob

My boyfriend came in my mouth and I received a salty gobstopper when he passed a kidney stone.

by Big Belly Daddy June 28, 2023

Gobstoppered

When someone deficates in a girls mouth and she chokes, she has to wash it down with jizz

Bro! I totally gobstoppered her, she was choking out!

by JoeFerrid1 December 5, 2022

Everlasting Gobstopper

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.

My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

Sloppy Gobstopper

When you are receiving oral sex and the persono on the giving end coughs up large quantities of mucus

"She gave me a sloppy gobstopper last night, it was dummy lit"

by Patriquee von seiddit May 7, 2018