gobshite

An unlovely combination of a 'tit' and a 'fuckwit'.

Rarely used in jest, say it when you mean it.

Irish in origin, perhaps, but widely used in the more educated areas of Liverpool, i.e the south-end or town, to describe the evil and stupid little cunts who live in the filthy north, especially around County Road on match days.

'Eh! Gobshite! Put your sister down and get back in the shed!'

The lad's a gobshite, good for fuckall, let's kick the living stink out of the prick.

by Sloaney lad October 21, 2007

Gobshite

Noun: that one Irish girl that got shit faced on the first day of uni

Example
Nik: remember Gobshite
Josh: ofc

by Freddy (ifykyk) September 28, 2020

gobshite

my mate rob

erm, my mate rob is a gobshite

by jon August 13, 2003

Gobshite

Shite, that is pronounced from the mouth.

This dictionary rules!

that's complete and utter gobshite.

by Cloud! May 27, 2004

gobshite

Dubious practice of defacation consumption, believed to be enjoyed by minor celebrities, including Dougie Donnelly. Allegedly.

"£10 for a blowjob, or £50 for a full gobshite."

by quijibo81 June 21, 2006

gobshite

somebody who really piss you off. really useful when you are driving to insult others who do

watch out GOBSHITE! didn't ya see that the semafor was red!

by Daniele September 20, 2003

gobshite

Someone that get's confused by the following joke:
Q: How do you confuse a Gobshite?
A: Parrot

Tina you're a gobshite

by cathalmsg September 8, 2006