Gobbler

Someone, usually of Dutch decent who thinks the fastest way to Ketosis is gobbling down a Big Mac and fries, topped off with a Fillet 'o Fish

That dude Patrick, trying to get buff, but he's such a Gobbler

by Shatrick Ketoboy August 9, 2016

The Gobbler

when a chick slobin on your knob, right before you cum, tickler her and simultaneously shove your dick to the back of her throat, and she will sound like a turkey..

"mmmhm.. yeah you like tha. GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.. *cough cough*... Greg!?!? what the fuck was that?!?"
"That was the Gobbler bitch!"

by Blue Brother Pledge Master April 7, 2010

Gobbler

A practical joke where the joker allows his scrotum to get a nasty bright red sunburn, then drapes it over a sleeping/drunk victim's nose, where it resembles a male turkey, then snaps several pictures to humiliate the person when they wake/sober up.

Dude I gave Lloyd a serious Gobbler last night when he passed out!!!

by lasexoristo July 6, 2006

a gobbler

A gobbler is when a girl sucks your balls while you wack off.

"man i got gobbled for an hour last night!"

"that chicks a gobbler"

"shes gobblin him right now bro"

by Pena Slicker July 16, 2009

Gobbler

A sexual act in which the male leaves a humongous hickey upon the female's neck, resulting in the female having an appearance of being strangled.

Dan: Hey did you hear about Jack and Katie last night?
Brady: No, I didn't what happened?
Dan: He gave her such a huge gobbler that I thought she had been strangled. She'll have to wear turtlenecks for a couple weeks

Example 2:

He gobblered so hard I think he popped an artery.

by DickZuba January 24, 2011

Gobblers

Another word for crazy or insane. Sort of like the concept of getting attacked by a flock of gobbling turkeys.

Guy 1: My girlfriend just got eaten by a giant squid!

Guy 2: That's gobblers!

by TheFifthAce January 19, 2010

Gobbler

Seasonal sandwich from Wawa (South New Jersey store equivalent to a 7-11) offered from about early November to Thanksgiving. It has turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce on a roll. It is like a whole Thanksgiving dinner you can eat on a roll.

Oh Snap! Wawa has their delicious Gobbler sandwich back!

by ohsnapitsjess November 1, 2009