gobbledygook

wordy and generally unintelligible jargon (nonsense)

He spent all of last week getting clobberfaced and spouting off gobbledygook.

by Bob Baxter January 24, 2004

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 10, 2007

gubbed

When a heavily odds on shot in betting gets turned over and loses

Dave) Get on roger federer to beat Rafa Nedal at odds of 1.05.

alan) Sounds like value to me, ill stick my whole bank on it, yeh?

Dave) Its free money

Tommo) Gubbage convention now taking place in tennis with Rafa nadal 1 set away from a win.

Dave and Alan) FFS! OMG!

Tommo) Has this happend before? Gubbed!

by alan6 October 8, 2008

gobbelish

to embellish with a turkey

Those GT kids gobbelish some hella sketchy words.

by WibbleTheFisch November 25, 2007

gobbledycock

A cocksucking session characterized by jumbled, hard to understand mess. Usually happens under influence.

Ana & his 3 roommates had a session of gobbledycock. She was dazes & blew them all real good, but she doesn't know why!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 22, 2021

Gobbled Dasperate

A word used to define "cobbled deepslate" when TommyInnit neglects the ability to read while stressing out over a temporary SMP.

British child: Okay, we're y-11 we're y-11 could get *diamonds* WOAH WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T ~gobbled dasperate~ dep-deep dasprate?
Sneeg: Deepslate?

Child: Okay, well, whatever guys it's not a competition we are gonna be here for a MONTH.

by Shellypog June 22, 2021

gobbet

A chunk of human remains that has drifted ashore after a shipwreck disaster. From the old days when piracy was common, as was sighting dead bodies on the banks of the oceans.

"It took us weeks to clean every gobbet from the shore after that calamity."

by ~lSd3d~ September 25, 2007