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glond

To lie convincingly.
He had glondt.
by Paper or Plastic November 30, 2010
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Gloystein

Defined as an elite German family. Many Gloysteins now reside in the United States in places such as Nebraska and Kansas.
The Gloystein's own you.
by gloygirl October 23, 2008
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Glowdicking

The action of ramming a glowstick into your urethra with such force that it breaks and causes you to jizz rainbows for months on end. May cause a severe urinary tract infection and/or prostate cancer.
I went glowdicking with the lads last night and it felt like I was pissing daggers for weeks.
by Lord Sexius the Great March 11, 2015
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Glorydue

Dried and sticky remants and residue of sexual fluids found along the edges of, down the wall by and on the floor around glory holes.
I went to theater booth glory hole to get a good wank but there was so much glorydue my balls stuck to the edge.

Some whore was sucking my knob through the glory hole last night but every time she moved I could here her shoes stick to the floor. A lot of glorydue in there.
by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017
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gloy

Everyone remembers Gloy, the archetypal non-toxic school glue. Safe for children to eat (and in fact a staple part of school dinners until the 1980s), and completely lacking in any kind of adhesive qualities, Gloy is a pillar of our joint educational soceity.
Sir! Miller ate some Gloy (School Formula) and he's died of shock!
by Mustafa March 3, 2004
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Gloyte

n: a person who is generally slightly lower in the food chain than plankton with the same resulting stupidity
Devvo from Hull is 100% gloyte
by TeeEmEye September 4, 2011
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Gloid

A girl with "tricking" ways.

A female who acts as if she has no respect for herself, similar to a ho

A female who is plain and simple, easy.

Two types of gloids, a good gloid, or a bad gloid, a good gloid is an attractive gloid but still holds those traits listed above. Whereas a bad gloid is not attractive and still holds those negative characteristics listed above.
Example 1:

Person 1: Bruhh I went to the club last night and all the gloids were on my dick.

Person 2: Were they good gloids or bad?

Person 1: I like to switch up my game, i did a combination of both xD

Person 2: ... Smh

Example 2:

Person 1: I got some play last night bro.

Person 2: Lets be honest was she a gloid?

Person 1: Idk is your sister a gloid?

Person 2: .... Tried.
by Legitkid09 September 4, 2010
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