Poo Glove

While loading up bags of manure at work, some residual poo stays on your gloves. You then chase fellow employees around while shouting "poo glove!" or something of that nature.

Poo glove attack on cashiers at work

by Hersheyloc April 1, 2009

Hoiven-Glaven

Phrase Used by Professor Frink in the Simpsons

This was project HOIVEN-GLAVIN!!

by AWEZOME September 30, 2003

drop the gloves

Hockey slang for fighting.

When players come to fight, they drop their gloves so they can hit each other's face with bare fists.

When players drop the gloves, the commentator may say, for instance:

"John Kordic just dropped the gloves!"

by maxcanada April 28, 2006

dirty glove

refers to detroit - variation on the michigan mitten, with reference to "dirty" speaking to the rough-around-the-edges city that often commands a bad reputation.

i'm reppin from d-town, the dirty glove.

by j cel January 15, 2008

Glove Of Love

slang term for a condom. also part of the lyric for Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow A Feeling?" in the Simpsons episode, A Milhouse Divided.

"Dude, I'm all out, you got any gloves of love?"
"Can I borrow a feeling,
Could you lend me a jar of love,
Hurtin hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love."

by Dougie Kennedy May 13, 2005

glove it before you love it

meaning...

"Put on a condom before you have sex."

GirL:: you BETTER glove it before you love it bcuzz i CANT get pregnant!

by StunninMa April 12, 2007

Danny Glover Defence

The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)

JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence

JP>Nice!

by ultrachris2000 October 7, 2010