gloomerati

A cynical worldwide movement to convince people that the world is controlled by a small number of high powered individuals. The international marketing of conspiracy theories that prey on the paranoia of the underdogs in society.

The 9/11 conspiracy theorists are part of the gloomerati which are profiteering from the mass hysteria generated by tragic events.

The gloomerati want you to believe that a small number of powerful people are conspiring to maintain a hold over your life.

by joshua rainbird March 15, 2008

gloober

wierd word some sort of an insult

You are a gl0ober

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

glooper

When a girl sucks the glue of a guys dick and may get her lips suck on

Man, she gave me the best glooper up and till we had to go to the emergency room.

by Mike May 7, 2005

Gooker

A word pertaining to that of a male genitalia. The word's origins can be traced back to when a young child mispronounced the nickname he had given to his genitals, "goober," being the word's root.

Example 1
Person 1: Zach, my gooker hurts
Person 2: Jacob shut the fuck up

Example 2
Person 1: Babe I've been waiting all week to finally see you. What do you want to do to me tonight? It's all up to you.
Person 2: Hmm yes maybe I shall baptize you in my 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐜𝐞 during this fine evening mmm yes so tasty

by Gooker Boy August 26, 2019

gookers

Anything sexual that emits from the body, of or relating to the breast.

Damn, that girl is poppin' gookers!

by Jimmy Buffet March 19, 2005

glouker

a tall brown woman who smells of hotdogs. and cheesecake.

Caitlin ;) your such a glouker
looveyou

by hiheylovepoop January 25, 2010

gooker rod

An extremely long and heavy fishing rod and reel used by Asian peeps to catch fish off bridges or bluffs. You can find these at Wal-Mart or pawn shops in the south but most people won't recognize them by their name.

We loaded up the gooker rods and ice chest and went fishing at the river.

by popa bob June 10, 2017