Glonk

Does nothing its whole life and just dies/meaningless

"youre a glonk"

"discord mods are glonks"

by Arieo July 14, 2025

Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said

WHAT THE GLONK HAVE YOU DONE?
You're a glonking idiot.
YOU NEED TO STOP GLONKING IN YOUR BEDROOM

by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025

Glonk

A derogatory term for an individual who is incapable of digesting Gluten

Natalie is a Glonk

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

Glonking

Failing to digest Gluten

That Glonk is Glonking right now!

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

Glonked

The state after hitting your head and you are incoherent

*person hits head*
Friend: bro your absolutely glonked

by Jeshshshdhdhd August 10, 2025

Glonk

To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.

"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."

"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."

by Grobert January 21, 2024

Little glonk

Glonk but little

Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist

by Little glonk August 6, 2021