gonjohn

Another word for the food, chicken goujon. This way of spelling/saying goujon looks and sounds better.

“Hey mate! Pass me the gonjohns and tomato please!”

by Eshay bahhhh 2011 November 12, 2021

glongongo

A person with a very loose butthole

that man is a glongongo.

by BGpaqu691 June 29, 2022

Goonjob

A goonjob is when you are pretty much getting jacked off by someone who is gooning at the same time as you.

"Dude I got an incredible goonjob from my daughters boyfriend"

by Gooner5234 April 15, 2024

Goonjob

A goonjob is when your getting a handjob from your daughters boyfriend, and he is gooning and when he is done he ejaculates into your tip.

Dude you gotta get yourself a goonjob!
Bro I gotta stop talking to you Landon

by Gooner5234 April 16, 2024

Glonzo Issue

A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.

Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.

by Lilith_NightRose July 11, 2025

Glongortonious

Used to describe someone or something that is utterly addicted to sniffing the fun snow (cocaine). Can also be used to describe a person who cannot stop sniffing turd cutters (anal cavity).

person 1: "Dude Jeremiah is such a glongortonious guy!"
Person 2: "He honestly has sather behaviour"

by Sarconious Balboney November 28, 2025

Glongorking

When you have a reserve grip 360 special while jerking off to gay black midget porn while you are bouncing up and down on a 22’ bad dragon

Bro last night I was glongorking it for hours

by Directrhombus75 December 19, 2025