Secondary to working long periods in a healthcare setting resulting in sexual deprivation and a distortion of one's standards, scrub goggles is a phenomenon in which physically unattractive males wearing scrubs start to appear beautiful.
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Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2
During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"
I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.
During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"
I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.
Rupert: Check out the VR4 I've just had it waxed
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..
Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..
Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!
by Sean Noway January 10, 2008
Get the Ze goggles, zey do nothing! mug.Overlooking sometimes glaring flaws in someone's personality or physical appearance because the sex is great. Similar to beer goggles, and sometimes resulting from it, sex goggles can be hard to clear do to the fact that we could all use a good lay.
David's skill in bed overshadowed his extra pounds, annoying habits, know-it-all attitude, and crappy job. Liz planned on keeping her sex goggles on until something better, and in a more permanent package, came along.
by Kate Charlton August 24, 2008
Get the Sex Goggles mug.The reduced standards in women all men at Georgia Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.
<Tech student> Damn she's hot!
<other college student> Hell no! That bitch is deuce... deuce and a half easy.
<other college student> Hell no! That bitch is deuce... deuce and a half easy.
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
Get the tech goggles mug.phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"
When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003
Get the beer goggles mug.The relief and nostalgic feeling one has about a time in their life when it is about to end, even if the time was completely miserable.
(the day before high school graduation)
Senior: I'm really gonna miss this place...
Friend: Dude, you spent the four shittiest years of your life here. That's just the graduation goggles.
Senior: I'm really gonna miss this place...
Friend: Dude, you spent the four shittiest years of your life here. That's just the graduation goggles.
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