globlett

a turd wider than it is long, usually takes a long time to shit out and not impressive when the releasor views between his legs to see the tiny crap that took an hour to plop in the bowl.

Sorry I missed the wedding, I had to pass a globlett in my little sisters bathroom.

by shane March 29, 2004

Globulate

To form a glob*

* AKA a blob

"My biro is so shit all the ink globulate's at the end"

by Twigger Nob Neck February 22, 2008

Globaled

To make a wow character cry. To make them not able to attack.

Yo boxxy, you globaled that guy.

Yeah and he died cause he could not attack me.

by boxxybaby June 28, 2010

globble

1. Mainly, the general feeling of disorientation and helplessness caused by the impacts of globalization. Someone who is feeling globbled may be angry, depressed, sad, etc, because of the sense of being unable to process the increasing amount of changes globalization brings into our life.

2. A tangible impact of globalization, such as a job loss.

"Gosh Sara, what's the matter? You look so glum." "Yeah, I read the newspaper today and I'm feeeling really globbled."

"Mark had this great job in advertising, but it was globbled. Now he's working as a check-out clerk at Wal-mart."

by Will Krider February 23, 2004

globulated

a large amount of sauce or other viscous fluid that has a thick consistency that tops of a dish (food). Usually greasy.

The barbeque sauce globulated the chicken.

by Angela & Mona May 8, 2006

globular

derived from the word glob meaning round in shape.

Dude, your mom is so exhuberantly globular!

by el chupacabra October 10, 2004

Globlet

Amount:
A blob/small serving of a viscous liquid, such as jam (jelly if you're American), cream, or any dipping sauce.

Insult:
Someone/something that is considered to have a brain made of any of the aforementioned viscous liquids.

"Just a globlet of sour chive dip please"

"JAMIE YOU ARE SO DENSE YOU GLOBLET BRAINED FOOL!!"

by xOwlyx April 3, 2017