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Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber

A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the time is a male.

The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.

Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.

Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.
Gloating Douche Bag Rock Climber: Hey I think I'm the BEST in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. They all suck donkey balls except for me. I'm better than you too. Aren't I?? Aren't I??

Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.

Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!

Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.

Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!
by Zeus717 March 5, 2011
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GLOAT

GLOAT, coined on May 28th 2024 in Manhattan President Trump's legal team.

GLOAT means The Greatest Liar Of All Time. This is in reference to who everyone knows is, Michael Cohen.

On the stand he perjured himself, admitted to lying and admitted to a felony. Which was greater than what he was lying about on the stand. Yet the police didn't come to the witness stand and take him away in cuffs. They let him ramble on. They let him spread more lies then the media spread the same afterwards.

The GLOAT will never be forgotten. He'll be remembered as one who turned upside down New York's justice system forever converting it from what once was a pillar of the Community to what is now a Stalinistic show trial system. Where one can be found guilty without unanimous decisions by the jurors.

GLOAT
Watch out for the GLOAT. He's coming for you.
by RightRushLeftGod.2 May 28, 2024
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Gloating

Celebrating an accomplishment.
Some people thought the football players were gloating too much after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted their fans to have a good time if it wasn't already criminal.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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vote gloat

When you feel elated that the candidate for which you voted won the election.
Ah, the vote gloat that occurs when someone like she wins.
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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Oscar gloat

An Oscar gloat is when the male says what the female wants to hear. Also the males name is Oscar
Use the Oscar gloat and you will have girls
by Oscar 623 April 2, 2016
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remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.
The dad gets the remote gloat now.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Gloat

Gloat (G.L.O.A.T)
Greatest Love of All Time

True love 🤍❤
He is my GLOAT and I am his.
by Betterwords October 3, 2021
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