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Glassing

Originates from the verb - to glass - and was first said by the infamous purveyor of martinisms and backronyms, Martin Back.

Glassing is an act commonly performed by a reclusive individual in which they which they choose constant solo-cotching in one's home over a large period of time, mainly due to a fear of being Hobgoblin'd. During the said period of solo-cotching Red Dead Redemption is usually played as it is thought of, by the individual, as a better alternative to actually going out.

Pathetic exuses may be imagined in some cases, such as: 'I have to wash dishes.' You are advised to disregard these and, in turn, laugh at them.
Stewart - You coming out tonight, mate?

James - No, I am washing dishes and play Red Dead Redemption tonight as I believe it is a better alternative to going out and realising my fear of human contact (i.e. glassing)
by Free Mansons October 17, 2010
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glossing

Bro, have you seen my insta?
Yeah it's kinda dead... See me - I've been glossing since day
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Glossing

To properly suck cock with a great amount of spit/slobber coating it.
Man ol girl Tiny know she be Glossing the hell outta my Pipe.

Check it, Baby was Glossing me up last night. Making all the noise and sounds. Staring me down.

I hope Lil Moma with the Yammage down for Glossing yah boy up.
by Mr. 3Thou June 30, 2020
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GLOSSING

Verb. To gloss

The act of putting flavoured or scented lube on/in your genitals before hooking up in the interests of it smelling/tasting nice.

Derived from lip gloss.
"I'm glossing before my date tonight, we're going dancing and I wanna taste sweet after."
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Glassing

breaking glass on someones head

this word means this not serving a drink just fight
i like glassing people it really satisfies me (:
this guy just got glassed call the ambulance
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Glossing

person:bro you so cool bro you always put that shit on

“the glossing is crazy”
by banduojay February 8, 2023
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Guessing

I'm not guessing bitch. I'm watching anyone who gives me a chance get taken down in real time. The Tates. Justin Roiland. Anyone who can be linked directly to this? Hit with a bullshit charge. Lose their money or job. I said a guys name and he disappeared from the internet.
Hym "It ain't a guess bitch. No guessing here. I know what you're doing. I know what you're going to do. And you're DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING because YOU... DON'T know what I'M going to do."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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