Pre-Glaucoma Treatment

The Politically correct way of saying Marijuana. Especially useful around younger people who don't know what the h Glaucoma is.

Also a good subject to mention to your optometrist! He'll love it!!!

guy #1 What the hell are you doing dude - we are going on a job interview. Don't light that joint in my car.

guy #2 Dude,I have to smoke my Pre-Glaucoma TreatmentEVERY day or I may go blind!

by Hippie Chick 1972 December 25, 2008

anal glacoma

The act of not seeing your butt doing anything for a current event.

Boss: "Why did you not come to work?"

You: "Well my anal glacoma was acting up."

Boss: "I have never heard of that medical condition. Sounds serious."

You: "Yeah it is. I couldn't see my ass coming to work. "

by OutlawJN December 15, 2008

glucosamine

The primary component of joint juice.

Did you have your glucosamine yet bitch? Squeeky leg having bitch.

by Jesse and Rob May 1, 2007

glaucoma medication

some states, such as Oregon, have legalized the use of medical marijuana to treat glaucoma, which is a disease that causes blindless. so basically, pack up your piece, go to oregon, pretend you have glaucoma, and get baked on some sweet glaucoma meds.
(see also weed reefer ganga pot herb)

Yo megan, this glaucoma is getting hard to deal with. grab your glaucoma medication, let's go to an OFG meeting and smoke a bowl.

by OFGmember September 16, 2008

anal glaucoma

too lazy to go to work

boss; why wern't you at work today?
employee: because i just couldn't see my ass coming in to work today

by hegmo March 20, 2004

glucose

Scientific term for sugar.

Glucose.

It's the reason why you are so fat. It's hidden in everything, from sprite, to lemonade. @.@

The secret hip enhancer.

by chowman November 8, 2006

Anal Glaucoma

Inability to see your ass doing a thing.

Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work

by steakfries December 19, 2008