glassnost

Extra-clear "openness and transparency" among Russians.

In "Charlie And The Great Glass Elevator", da USSR's Premier Yugetov is seeking "glassnost" regarding what dat odd-looking crystal cube is dat was docking at da Space Hotel USA, but da American president, Lancelot R. Gilligrass, is just as baffled as da previously-mentioned "you get off" bigwig from across da pond.

glassnost by QuacksO November 16, 2025

national touch grass day 

July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)

Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*

national touch grass day by Panic! Just fucking panic July 12, 2021

a person in need of touching grass 

another name of a genshin impact player over ar 40

shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.

a person in need of touching grass by stronkscorbunny December 15, 2021

Nan-Gass 

The fabrication or exaggeration of an anecdote/scenario, or just general bullshitting from an old relative, usually Nan/Grandmother.

Can be rarely used as a derivative of "Gassing" in a general context w/out an OAP involved.

e.g #1
Nan: "Stop leaving that television on standby, you're charging me in excess of £50 a day on electricity bills!"

John: "Oh, behave it's like 14 pence a day. Stop Nan-Gassing."

e.g#2
Granddad: "Have you noticed the evil glare in our neighbour Sally's eyes whenever you make eye contact? She must be a serial killer."

Jason: "No, that's a genuine Nan-Gass, Granddad."

Nan-Gass by Rory Doe December 18, 2012

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 by Zonal K October 10, 2019

nut grass 

pubic hair slang for nappy hairs found on the male genetalia mostly on the testicles (nuts)

"awwwww my nut grass itches"

"damn charlie ya got some some hotchpotch stuck in yer nut grass

nut grass by sarah and jill November 16, 2005

Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free. 

The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.

Ashley- Hey wait!!

John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.

John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?

Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver

John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.

John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help

Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.

John- Get in

Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.

Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free. by GM123 November 14, 2014