cowpers gland

It’s in the male reproduction system

Hey nick I have my own cowpers gland up my butt

by nicholasJrtheLLAMA January 21, 2018

bulbourethral gland

A bulbourethral gland (or Cowper's gland) is one of two small exocrine glands present in the reproductive system of human males. They are homologous to Bartholin's glands in females.

Person 1: Whats a bulbourethral gland?
Person 2: It's a gland in the male reproductive system that secretes lubrication.

by Kitten_xx June 15, 2007

butter glands

Glands inside your jaw bone that tingle when you eat either butter straight, or very rich foods.

"I had too many Reece's Pieces and now my butter glands are acting out."

by qbizm November 5, 2013

carrot gland

The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.

After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.

by Ben March 14, 2005

Sass Gland

A gland near your pancreas about the size of a potato that controls your sass.
When you're extra sassy, your sass gland is seeping.

Sam: Hey Tipper, have you talked to Marcia yet today?

Tipper: Yeah! She's extra sassy today...her Sass Gland must be seeping!

by SMC42 October 14, 2011

Whomp Gland

A gland that allows you feel intune with your beats.

This song is turning on my Whomp Gland.

by Frekon February 27, 2010

Piturity Gland

A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.

Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003