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Gladys Knights

A road-weary motorcycle gang of white collar criminals, composed of Marty Cardy, Johnny Flynn and Jake Priddy.

They can be recognized by their quill pen insignia, bright red 1980's era Thriller jackets with the words "Gladys Knights" bedazzled on the back, and handkerchiefs wrapped around their wrists. You may or may not hear a ringtone play Michael Jackson's "Beat It."

If aggitated, watch out, because the group will proceed to write very stern letters and shake their fingers in an extremely frustrated manner. They will threaten to "give you a good talking to" and refer to their enemies as "Mister" (ex: "Hey Mister! Don't you use that language again!").

They roam the country, their handlebar-tassles blowing in the wind, drinking skim milk in bars and incorrectly filing their taxes.
Oh no, pa, the Gladys Knights are coming to town. Hide your W2's!
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Happy: feeling, showing or bringing happiness.

Giving or causing joy, delightful

Gladsomely(adverb)

Gladsomeness (noun)
Gladsome timings

A gladsome occasion

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Doing a Gladys

Refusing to do what’s needed in a serious situation with disastrous consequences, due to baseless overconfidence and wanting to avoid proving your critics right.

Refers to New South Wales Liberal premier Gladys Berejiklian’s refusal to lock down Sydney, to avoid giving political points to the Victorian Labor premier Daniel Andrews. Her failure to lock down in response to the highly contagious and deadly Delta strain of coronavirus has instead lead to a months-long protracted lockdown and lives lost, which could have been avoided by locking down fora short time in the first place.
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Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.
"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)
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Gladys Knight

Is there a toilet near? I'm bursting for a Gladys Knight!!
by AllThingsJobbies January 27, 2019
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