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glacier ape

a derogatory term for a white person from northern europe or scandinavia in reference to the tribal nature of ancient northern european cultures
The Romans considered northern Europeans to be barbaric glacier apes
by Dingledorgle August 23, 2021
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lemon glacier

You line a pan with a cookie sheet, then you piss on it. Put it in the freezer overnight and in the morning you will have a frozen sheet of piss. Now take said piss-sheet and slip it under someone's door for a wonderful surprise.
Brian was being a douche, so I slipped a lemon glacier under his dorm room door while he was sleeping. I lemon-glaciered his dorm room.
by Gosha July 28, 2008
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Glaciering

The fecal-friendly act known as "Glaciering" (also known to the ancient Greeks as "Turdus Erectus") begins with the constant procrastination of an initially violent bowel movement. After numerous mighty shutters of the sphincter, the movement grows not only in size but density. After nearly an entire day of fighting off the mighty triumphant (and now because of its density nearly elicits it's own gravitational pull) log of feces, you release it in one fowl glutenous act into a toilet. The massive clump literally rises above the water of the toilet bowl, sometimes above the rim of the seat, giving the feces a "Glacier"-like appearance.
"After a prolonged Antonio Banderas Look-alike Convention, I found the nearest Macy's outlet center and destroyed their bathroom by Glaciering the toilet. The size of which would dwarf the glacier responsible for sinking the Titanic."
by FecalFanatic666 July 18, 2015
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Glacier Shit

A bowel movement that progresses at the speed of a glacier
I ate so much cheese this weekend my Monday morning elimination was a glacier shit!
by DukeEfan December 19, 2016
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Glacier Glider

person who lands in leaky bum, a part of the fortnite map in chapter 3.
you a glacier glider aint ya?

glacier glider go home.
by AFFhole September 23, 2022
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Glacier

Someone who thinks that they are better than everyone else. Glaciers think that everyone is water and they are this mighty formation of ice.
Wow, James is turning into a glacier
by Nick korn November 1, 2019
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Glacier Peak

the newest School in the snohomish school district.
Its rather nice i guess, large and stuff. But there is barely any color in it, and it feels too industrial. No lockers either, which sucks. No Pool. No Staduim. The same type of people that go to snohomish high, just richer and more stuck up.
Hey how is glacier peak?

Eh, It sorta SUCKS. But the school looks...decent.
by ZOMGnoway. January 27, 2009
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