globbering

Shoving your ballsack to a person's throat while receiving oral and trying to gag them as to make a Turkey noise.

Ashton decided globbering her would be fun.

by Kenbrig December 6, 2018

Crotch Grabber

A TSA employee.

Went to the airport today and was groped by some crotch grabbers.

by VegasVince December 3, 2010

gabbering

dancing like a dumb-fuck, especially when you are drunk or if you just dont have the talent to dance.

I have a video of Michelle gabbering when she got wasted last night.

by tcdiv July 22, 2011

Purse Grabber

A white woman who grabs her purse when she sees ANY minority person approaching.

John McCain's wife looks like a "purse grabber" to me.

by GayleLynette January 18, 2009

Seat Grabber

When one takes a shit which puts you through so much pain that you take hold of the sides of the toilet seat, and raise yourself up about 1/2 inch and squeeze plastic and porcelain to try and take your attention away from the pain you are being dealt by the wide load leaving your body.

Person 1: That shit was huge!

Person 2: Seat Grabber?

Person 1: Yeah!

Person 2: Damn! You want the ice out of my Coke?

by cuffua8 January 9, 2013

Gun Grabber

Eric Holder, attorney general under the Unconstitutional Obama Administration.

That gun grabber Eric Holder is at it again. Maybe he'll come to my house when there's a break in.

by Aunt-o-nym May 13, 2009

Glambertini

A cocktail inspired by Adam Lambert. Served in a feather and glitter decorated glass, filled with a colourful, overwhelming liquid creation.

At a karoake bar
Jane: "Wow, that version of 'Whataya want from me' was awful"
Sue: "Yep... One too many Glambertini's makes anyone think they can perform better than Adam"

by bbbfunny December 3, 2010