Ever-Given

A situation or object(s) that slows or fully halts an operation, that should have been preventable with common sense.

The situation is a total Ever-Given, we shouldn't have tried to us that canal when the boat is longer than the canal is wide.

by didipi249 March 26, 2021

negitive fucks given

negitive fucks given is when you don't give a fuck but take it to the next level and you are past zero fucks given.

SJ: JR... you are going to be late for work.

JR: i give zero fucks... Fuck that i am beyond zero fucks!!! i have negative FUCKS given!!!! when you are beyond zero fucks you then have negative fucks given.

SJ: hahah negitive fucks given

by samuofh January 17, 2018

given

A word used in the teenage "The Clique" series. Used in a sentence to give an assurance to someone.

Massie: "Alicia, can you help me get a date with Derrington?"

Alicia: "Given."

by Moromo August 21, 2006

Thats a given

Uttered when someone says something that is obviously true.

The phrase was originally invented by me before rising into popularity.

Random dude 811: Final Fantasy IX is the best game ever.
Me: Thats a given.

Random Dude 499: Sri Lanka is amazing at cricket!
Me: Thats a given.

(^Well, according to me at least ^o^)

Random dude 911: George Bush sucks!
Me: Thats a given.

(according to everyone)

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

god has given you a body and kicked your face

A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.

"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!

by phlegmat March 24, 2005

fucks given

Zero fucks

"Zero Fucks Were Given"
"Zero Fucks Given"

by CoDRespawns November 13, 2013

god given meat

An overexagerated term for a penis. This term implies that not only does said penis exist, but that God himself gave it to the owner.

Someone who is proud of his (or hers?) penis would use this term.

I will smite you with my God given meat, in the name of all things holy!

by Argonak August 14, 2008