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gitchy

That suit is really gitchy. Your new video game is gitchy.
by Gare May 2, 2003
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Gitchy

Sexually anxious; mildly aroused or turned on
"After all this talk about sex, I'm starting to feel a bit gitchy."
by Faryn Brygo November 12, 2004
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girthy chode

A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length
Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!
by GirthyAF February 16, 2017
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girthy oak

An oak tree that has the girthiest base anyone has ever seen
That tree over there is a girthy oak.
by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017
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Girthy’s Paradox

This paradox is described as when Male A cannot create sperm to have children and Male B donates a working testicle to Male A. Then when Male A has a child with the new working testicle is the child Male A’s or is it really Male B’s?
Woah that’s crazy, are you sure that’s his child or did Girthy’s Paradox throw us for a loop?
by GIRTHYMONSTER69 September 2, 2021
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girthy cock

the biggest dick you will ever see
holy shit did you see johns girthy cock
by Adolf_Drippler69420 April 20, 2023
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girthygobbler

-noun gurth-eegob-ler
1. Referring to the large penis (size) to hole (circumference) ratio in terms of width and length during inter coarse.

2. A stupid, silly, or obstinate event.

3. A stupid, silly, or obstinate person.

-adjective

1. how one person destroyed another person in sexual inter coarse.

2. describe a person in a negative and or positive way depending on the verbage.

Explanation of and uses of girthygobbler

In many cases in heterosexual inter coarse, the penis will make contact with the cervix in the back of the vagina, or the back of the throat in a woman who hasn't acquired the deep throat technique and yes, even anal. This is applied to all areas of sexual inter course and may even be adapted to bigger than average objects, statistics, events and yes even insults are more than welcome.

Correct spelling and suffix variations of girthygobbler

girthygobbler, girthygobblered, girthygobblers, girthygobblering, girthygobblin, girthygobblined, girthygobblered, girthygobblerless

Originally coined/created in Knoxville, Tennessee, 2007.
1. Ryan, Tommy and Rich just gave their ladies the girthygobbler destruction platter.

2. Becky just rode a girthygobblerless guy in the back of your moms car.

3. Layne just gave us a shat load of nasty stinky girthygobblers by leaving that quickly.

4. Kiffen just girthygobblered our football team and future program by leaving so abruptly.

5. John, that girthygobblin s.o.b. just lied.

6. A good girthygobblering cures all illnesses and goes great with chicken noodle soup and tomato soup.

7. I just girthygobblined/girthygobblered that ass.

8. Patrick thats one big ass girthygobbler.
by girthygobbler April 5, 2010
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