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Skinning the giraffe

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Taking your hand, and tightly grasping your Chode a bit too hard while moving it up and down.
"Wally, have you been skinning the giraffe today?"
by crazyy hoeee monger January 3, 2008
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snorkeling giraffe

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An odd kind of nose tumor that is sometimes found in people named Matt Dahar. It is very malignant and grows over the person's face making it resemble a freakish mutated freak (much like in the case of Matt Dahar)
Dude... you got to get that snorkeling giraffe check
by Doom In Technicolor December 18, 2004
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steam powered giraffe

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A (should be) weed strain that promises Caravan Palace but you end up with Raffi.
"hey have you heard of the band Steam Powered Giraffe?"
"I smoked a bowl, clicked one of their youtube videos and felt like I was 5 years old again!"
by the stinker October 17, 2013
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Space Giraffe

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Is an Xbox 360 arcade game. It is great when you are high or tripping do to the insane colors in the background music. It makes your high much better
Dude, last night after i rolled a joint of blue berry kush, Me and Tyler played space giraffe and I almost shit myself.
by tdwpx982 June 15, 2009
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subtle giraffe

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this hand gesture is like the awkward turtle etc. but it is used when someone FAILS being subtle or you are trying to be subtle.
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying "subtle giraffe"
andy: ive gotta go.. feed..my pigs..
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: *subtle giraffe*
by blahblahblahblahblahbla June 28, 2010
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sneaky giraffe

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one who is skilled in the arts of sneakiness. one who can disapear when ever they choose too.
"Oh man. Greg went sneaky giraffe mode and took my wallet last night."
by duncan powell January 1, 2012
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Slippery Giraffe

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The act is which you pour lube down someones throat and proceed to Throat fuck them.
I just slippery giraffed my girlfriend last night.
by Bumhole sniffer mcgee June 2, 2017
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