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Toothless Gibbon

Close up of a Gibbons mouth with no teeth - The hairy, Munted discharging Flaps of the femail genitals.
....After a romantic, Clark Gabel type evening ....."Lie down and let me road drill your "Toothless Gibbon" with my Custard Chucker"...... Oh Clark you are such a romantic.....XXXXX.
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Poo gibbon

A frog that thinks it is a prince.
My poo gibbon wanted me to bow down to it. He's a frog, so I don't have to listen to that poo gibbon.
by Descend upon March 8, 2017
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dirty gibbon

A male human with gibbbon like features, who likes cod fishing and general filth, don’t mess with him as he might give you a dirty millsy
Dirty Gibbon swings through the undergrowth in search of cod.
by Brandyskinner December 19, 2017
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funky gibbon

Seventies dance routine including much armpit-scratching, chest-beating and arm-dangling in the manner of a gibbon. The Goodies were the start and finish of this short-lived craze.
"Let your arms go limp like a big babboon, get ready to sing this gibbon tune!"
by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003
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tie a yellow gibbon

As in, spraying a gibbon yellow and awaiting your lovers return, really meaning a golden shower for your long awaited. A play on Tie a yellow ribbon to the old oak tree, song, of man returning and wondering if he love wants him back, as will be indicated by yellow ribbons tied to the old oak tree.
'Are you coming home soon? if I'm in I'll tie a yellow gibbon to the old oak tree.'
by Mimilu January 4, 2018
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funky gibbon

The grooviest ape in the entire universe!!!!!!!!! xxx
up a tree
by lou January 23, 2004
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spooky gibbon

A 'spooky gibbon' is an abstract form of 'yoga.' 'yoga' originated in Lampeter in late 2009 and can only be achieved by a unique type of 'lamp,' such as the legendary 'mallek' or 'rorbear.' it has been developed and perfected since the likes of 'gary' and other unintelligable phrases. many yoga' are never repeated, though the most successful yoga' haunt the local community for an indefinate time period. 'spooky gibbon' is one such gargantuan.
by CurIyWurIy October 26, 2010
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