Gubster

when someone, especially people named bryan, are being complete douchebags and you need a creative insult

synonyms: douche, chach, asshole, anuspuss, and hardass

"gosh man, look at bryan showing up late, what a fucking gubster".

by tightgarbage January 22, 2011

Gubs

A comfortable pair of warm gloves. Originated in Solihull UK.

My fingers aren't frozen thanks to my gubs.

by blastanddarnit October 31, 2013

grubsmith

(n) A cook.
Also, to grubsmith (v) to cook.

1. Man, Tumi sure was a boss grubsmith.
2. Where's Bill? I think he's downstairs grubsmithing.

by Dirty Dev June 11, 2006

grubslinger

Grubslinger - A cool fishing term for a maggot catapult, used to launch grubs, worms and maggots into canals, or when bored into passers by.

He picked up a writhing mass of maggots, put them in his grubslinger and launched them at a man eating a salad, peppering him with fly babies.

by Rotissimo grubslinger McEco August 12, 2014

Grubsawf

To have a bird poop on one man's head during an act of sex.

"Once I tried doing anal somewhere in NYC, when all of the sudden, some pigeon flew through our window and grubsawfed me right before it could fly away!"

by Smith dux Wurd May 12, 2017

grubstitute

Substituting one food item for another.

I would like to grubstitute the fries for a salad please.

by junkfinder September 4, 2017

gubs

one who has major disabilities, such as the inability to reproduced, get girls, count/read, but excels at car soccer

yo we should hang with that kid today
nah he’s a total gubs

by lmaoguppy January 7, 2021