the Geritol crowd

Senior citizens. Could be used affectionately, humorously, derisively, or simply as a matter of fact depending on the speaker's tone of voice and whether s/he is a senior citizen.

John, give the Geritol crowd a break when you get on the bus. Those "Priority Seating" signs are there for a reason. It's very difficult for a senior citizen who needs to get around to do, say, shopping, to sit down or get up if s/he has sciatica and is forced to sit in the back of the bus.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

garritied

being on the receiving end of a douche move, often in video games

I'm being attacked from inside my own base. I just got garritied!

by The Nails November 4, 2009

Gerita

Gerita is a canon ship in the anime named Hetalia. But get my facts straight, obviously the two people being shipped, Germany and Italy, are in a relationship behind closed doors. Without Gerita, the fangirls would have nothing to fangirl over, except maybe UsUk. Read about it, draw about it, goddammit you can even write a book about Germany fuckin G Italy for all I care. Just support this ship as much as possible.

Did you hear about Gerita being canon?
No...
Oh....okay.

by ameris_bank_dude June 6, 2018

Gerri

1. An alternative way to spell the name Jerry.
2. A gorgeous girl with incredible legs and a cute laugh.
3. A friend that is always there for you no matter what.

"Gerri? Isn't that a dude's name?"
"Not if it's spelled G-E-R-R-I."

"Hey man, who's your girlfriend?"
"Oh she's Gerri."
"Woah! You're a lucky dude!"

"Gerri is my BFF."

by xxcutebiatchxx December 15, 2008

Garrity Blues

When you miss someone so much, even if you saw them less than 15 hours ago, you have the Garrity Blues.

Man I really miss Chris, even though I saw him so recently. I guess I have the Garrity Blues.

by Spencer "Simba" Aussie September 17, 2010

Gerritt

simply nothing less than 100% awesome

Gerritt.....God damn!

by littleknicks August 11, 2010

Tess Gerritsen

Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."

Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"

Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"

by Read On July 7, 2011