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Those Germans were nice when I visited Europe. Unlike those fuckin Parisians who stuck me with a huge bill when I was pissed on by my drunk-ass-sleep-walking friend who decided to drink a shit-load of heinikens instead of seeing the Eiffel tower and, he decided to pass out before going pee and ended up peeing on me at 2 in the morning and I ended up taking a thirty minute shower and thsoe fuckin Parisian decided NOT to put a shower curtain in our room and I got it all wet and the water leaked downstairs and those fuckers decid that I need to pay for the wet tiles event though the fuck-faces knew for a long time that the floor leaked. I hate Paris. But Germany I liked. They are nice in Germany.
by Tom has no names left November 9, 2008
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"no u dirty rich-ass muthafukka. i'm going across da german border and buy my stuff there at aldi!"
"no u dirty rich-ass muthafukka. i'm going across da german border and buy my stuff there at aldi!"
by shizzl sinizzl March 7, 2005
Get the Germany mug.Fun fact: Germany, along with France, is also the USA's best excuse for losing the War on Terror because they refused to help invading independent foreign countries for their oil reserves. Shame on them!
by Griese February 11, 2009
Get the Germany mug.A country that is full of people who respect the United States as much as many US citizens respect them. A great country overall, with very nice people, nice cars and good beer.
by AJAW October 1, 2004
Get the Germany mug.Often Germany is only seen as the causer of World War I and II but that's not all. Every German is hating Hitler and what had happened to all those innocent victims during his terror regime. But were not national socialist anymore! Germany tries hard to come to terms with its past and Berlin is remembering you of what happened very much (cue: memorial).
Then there is the DDR, a terror regime as well. If you ever visit Berlin and book a guide he will tell you mostly about the Third Reich and the DDR. The opposite of liberty and democracy.
Germany, known for its beer, great cars and guns, is a beautiful country where nobody drinks beer to every meal, neither wears leather pants nor is taught how to built a car at school. There are so many stereotypes I hate. I'll only say it one more time: Don’t ever wear leather shorts in public!!
Instead, it offers big culural facets and beautiful buildings, coastel and mountainous landscapes, big vibrant cities and the wide country.
German food is also very delicious. Kebab, often sold by Turkish inhabitants, is yummy as well as the good, old Bavarian veal sausage.
Germans are also known for their punctuality. It's true, we are always on time, natrual for every German. We are faithful, maybe rough sometimes but with a soft core.
The most famous German facility is the Autobahn (die Autobahn). Many tourists are huge fans of it and I can understand why. There are many famous cultural people as well (Schubert, Goethe, Schiller etc.).
Then there is the DDR, a terror regime as well. If you ever visit Berlin and book a guide he will tell you mostly about the Third Reich and the DDR. The opposite of liberty and democracy.
Germany, known for its beer, great cars and guns, is a beautiful country where nobody drinks beer to every meal, neither wears leather pants nor is taught how to built a car at school. There are so many stereotypes I hate. I'll only say it one more time: Don’t ever wear leather shorts in public!!
Instead, it offers big culural facets and beautiful buildings, coastel and mountainous landscapes, big vibrant cities and the wide country.
German food is also very delicious. Kebab, often sold by Turkish inhabitants, is yummy as well as the good, old Bavarian veal sausage.
Germans are also known for their punctuality. It's true, we are always on time, natrual for every German. We are faithful, maybe rough sometimes but with a soft core.
The most famous German facility is the Autobahn (die Autobahn). Many tourists are huge fans of it and I can understand why. There are many famous cultural people as well (Schubert, Goethe, Schiller etc.).
Prejudices may be funny but for Germany they aren't.
No racism, no Nazis! We're not like them anymore, we're modern, a new nation.
No racism, no Nazis! We're not like them anymore, we're modern, a new nation.
by aGerman April 28, 2011
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Homer: Well, uh. Um....I wish the vending machine wasn't so picky with the dollar bills it takes.
German Boss: I understand Homer, we too are from the land of chocolate.
Homer: Mmmm, the Land of Chocolate!
IN DREAM: *frolics around taking a bite out of chocolate bunnies*
Homer: la la la...la la
German Boss: Homer? Homer?!
Homer: Well, uh. Um....I wish the vending machine wasn't so picky with the dollar bills it takes.
German Boss: I understand Homer, we too are from the land of chocolate.
Homer: Mmmm, the Land of Chocolate!
IN DREAM: *frolics around taking a bite out of chocolate bunnies*
Homer: la la la...la la
German Boss: Homer? Homer?!
by Yobastanker May 15, 2005
Get the germany mug.A very respective, but under appreciated country. They have great culture, fine arts, beer (just appealing to the rednecks, here) and awesome cars. Hitler wasn't born in germany, either. He was born in austria. Most of the nazis were under aged teenagers too afraid to fight for the allies. Many were drafter under force against their will. So before you blame germany being a bad country stop to think, we have been in more than 20 seperate wars as a country less then 400 years old. I believe germany has been in 10, maybe less. They have been dated back to medevil times.
Deutschland ist fur den sieg!
Deutschland ist fur den sieg!
How can germany be blamed for what their ancestors did?
by doctordull August 29, 2010
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