jerking the gerkin

To masturbate, or jerk off

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.

by Benny Issy April 28, 2006

geekenfreude

Pleasure derived from the geekiness of others.

Derived from schadenfreude, by a geek.

Geekenfreude is the feeling you get when your friend is jumping up and down with excitement over a perceived reference to Harry Potter in their favourite band's new album.

That is, if you're not the kind of person who would just sigh and ignore them.

by The Real Insomnius September 24, 2005

Geekend

geek·end n.

1. A weekend spent alone in front of a computer or similarly engaging creative tool.

2. A digital barn raising, bringing together enthusiastic individuals to collectively create novel technologies, start digital brush fires and have (geek) fun.

Billy: Hey Simon, how was your geekend?
Simon: Great, I played Starwars Galaxies nonstop from Friday night until Sunday night!

by Godly November 7, 2004

Gerene

Pronounced (Jer-reen)

1. A light skinned sista that evolved from the citrus family; related to the tangerine. Can be identified as having a thick skin but with very sweet and juicy insides.

2. Amazing oral sex.

1. Wow, look at that girl! She must be a straight up Gerene!

2. Her skills are Gerene.

by Epic1 February 6, 2010

Gerenano

When the answer is no

*when someone is being annoying*

Me: Did I ask??? GerenaNO

by banditø.reilly March 22, 2020

Girken

A pickle

Dude, I just ate that girken! It was delicious!

by Kratargon November 7, 2018

Geekend

A weekend where you totally geek out with your BFFs 🤪🤪
(A term that SHOULD have been used in 2014)

You guys we should totally have a geekend and binge watch every Paul Rudd movie

by K45513 May 31, 2019