cum gargle

Just as it sounds. Extra points when it runs down the sides of your mouth while you smile and say "ahhhhh".

I took him long and deep until he came in my mouth. I kept it there, met his eyes with mine, cum gargled and he actually came again.

by Kate Charlton December 12, 2007

Garglesnarf

Verb. When an individual in the act of giving head sneezes resulting in a snarfing noise and possible chomping of the penis.

"Last night she was giving me head when she garglesnarfed me!"
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."

by garglesnarf October 15, 2009

Stink Finger Gargler

Almost the opposite of a rusty trombone, in which, while fellating a male, you insert your fingers into their anus.

Spenny's favorite wrestling move is the Stink Finger Gargler

by Michael Jeffrey December 18, 2008

garglemesh

A very versatile word. Often used as a way to describe a complete mess of things, similar to cluster fuck. Could be used to describe something unpleasant or confusing.

Derived from Strong Bad email #173 "the paper."

That test was such a garglemesh. Suppose that's what I get for never going to class!

Can you believe her performance? What a garglemesh!

Shorry 'bout the baffroom. I kinda left a glarglepshh in there.

by razzbarry December 17, 2008

Gargle the Kids

Swallowing cum.

How was she? Did she gargle the kids or toss the salad?

by buckyz December 24, 2009

gengled

Masturbating while your college roommate is asleep until he wakes up and you beat it harder.

Sleeping roommate: I just got gengled! WTF?

Next morning...
Sleeping roommate: Did you gengle me last night?
"Gengledist": I just had the gengles

by carlz69zsmith January 13, 2011

Gurgle my Nurgle

meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.

John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.

Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(

by GurgleMYnurglesBIATCH December 14, 2012