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Masturbating while your college roommate is asleep until he wakes up and you beat it harder.
Sleeping roommate: I just got gengled! WTF?

Next morning...
Sleeping roommate: Did you gengle me last night?
"Gengledist": I just had the gengles
gengled by carlz69zsmith January 13, 2011
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Gangledorf

That one awkward dude at the party who is way to into beer-pong. It is Usually a lanky tall white male found standing by the beer-pong table drinking a Natty Light but can take many forms. You don't want to be the Gangledorf of the party.
David: Tyler, your friend's a Gangledorf.
Tyler: Fuck you man!
Lenny: TITTIES!
Gangledorf by Tiger Cock April 25, 2011
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Gentledouche 

A male who is gentlemen and a douche at the same time.
Pregnant Women: -Walking behind said gentledouche.-
Gentledouche: -Standing aside to open the for the woman.-
Pregnant Women: "What a gentlemen."
Gentledouche: -Gently kicks her in the stomach.- No problem bitch. -Walks off.-
Gentledouche by MarieLala June 30, 2011
He came in gangled on a Sunday. What a douchbag.
Gangled by Gremlin213 November 9, 2010
Verb. Navy slang for getting royally ass fucked and chewed out.
"Dude, we just almost hit that buoy and LT just fuckin gangled us"!!!

"Good luck on watch, hope you don't get gangled!!"
Gangled by SN March July 2, 2009

gentledyke 

The term for a woman, typically a homosexual, who exhibits the same chivalrous behavior to women that a man does in order to be coined a gentleman.
Look at that woman open the door for her girlfriend. What a gentledyke! That's class.
gentledyke by lizalicious January 17, 2011
Completely exhausted, spent, all awkward and begaggled. Feeling as though your limbs are gangly and achy.

Also a state of being extremely intoxicated.
"I'm so gangled from work, could go for an export"

"I'm getting so gangled tonight, definitely spending some time in the gutter"
Gangled by Zolio February 29, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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