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Gumped

An intense or abrupt ending to a relationship that in turn causes a person to run until they can’t run anymore
“Have you seen Tyler? How’s he doing?”

“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”
by ObliteratedOrangutan September 14, 2025
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Gumped

To be Gumped means being raped by a retard for exactly 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours non-stop while being watched by Larry wheels.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.
Person 1: Dude, where have you been for the past 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours?
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!
by Gumper9000 November 3, 2025
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Fo'gumped

When the result of your actions or words are completely unexpected by other paties, because life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what your gonna get.
After beating Justin 20 times in a row at rock paper scissors, Lauren was sure she could now predict his next move. Unfortunatly Justin chose rock to her scissors and fo'gumped her ass.
by Persianxcursion June 5, 2018
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