penis gazing

The act of looking over at someone's penis while using an adjacent urinal in the men's bathroom. See also penis gazer.

Example 1: Yo buddy, you can stop penis gazing any time now.

Example 2: That Porsche car club is primarily for penis gazing.

by CJ DUB May 22, 2008

Naval gazing

Excessive introspection.
Too into themselves to notice anyone else.

Doesn't even notice me. He's too busy naval gazing cause he's so in love with himself

by kimity May 20, 2009

navel-gazing

Negative or excessive self-contemplation, often the focus is on you and not others, when making a point or offering an opinion.

Canadians often engage in navel-gazing, always second-guessing themselves about their identity; the proud statement of their Canadian uniqueness nearly always includes a slight against Americans for their excessive patriotism.

by rrromano January 14, 2009

Meat Gazing

to watch or stare at male body parts, particularly the genital area.

guy: all of those girls were meat gazing in hollister today.
girlfriend: bitches

by hepnerd March 29, 2010

Gazinkle

when a guy jizzes and its sparkly

we were making christmas stockings on the bed before we started fooling around, and then he gazinkled

by britt & tiff May 13, 2010

gazminika

Gazminika,
A Black, Russian, and Ukrainian male that will fucking nail anyone that gets in his way. That means you Lucas, so get off your ass and do something good for once in your life.

Lucas is about to get nailed in the face by Gazminika.

by Gazminika April 4, 2015

gazing geezer

An elderly man who enjoys public restrooms and looking over urinal partition walls at other men's penis. A elderly man who gets gratification by hanging out in a public restroom watching other men piss.

Careful in the shitter there's a gazing geezer in there.

by Pepe Chong August 24, 2017