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XXX Garfield 

The destroyer of Thanos and slayer of pussy. Don't fuck with him because he has the power of god and anime on his side. He's already fucked your mom so don't worry about him doing it. No one knows what he looks like but we think he looks like normal Garfield.
Look, there's XXX Garfield! He might fuck our moms but he'll save us from all danger.
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Garfield shot 

After pouring a shot of liquor, one drinks straight from the bottle while leaving the full shot glass alone. The entire bottle need not be consumed in one gulp (this would be impossible for most people), but more liquor must be drunk from the bottle than is contained in the shot glass.

Named for the manner in which the cartoon character Garfield is seen eating cake on several occasions.
I poured out a shot of Jack, then totally did a Garfield shot instead.
Garfield shot by Broheim Steamroller February 22, 2010

Andrew Garfield 

Andrew Garfield by happycow527 December 25, 2021
Young children adopted by, born to, or raised by a same sex couple.

Singular: Gaby
Lucy: "Are you going to Mark and Eric's on Sunday?"

Sean: "Are you kidding? Of course! Gaybies always have the coolest birthday parties"
Gaybies by ChiChiMcGee January 5, 2011

gayfishing 

When a straight man does gay things for attention or clout. Cosplayers do this a lot for patreon to get money from thirsty gays.
That guy is gayfishing by talking homoerotic pictures so people will buy them.
gayfishing by Workaholic29 July 2, 2020

Andrew Garfield 

Andrew Garfield also known as the best Spider-Man and the most comic accurate, is a British actor.
Yo nigga did you see the amazing Spider-Man 2 with Andrew Garfield?
Andrew Garfield by Spider-hoe September 9, 2021