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gayzel

1) n. One of the five original mythical creatures of lore. Said to be created by Homer, the gayzel is at best an enigma whose physical appearance is open to debate. Mythological scholars, most notably Nina Samuels of Harvard Divinity School, contend that the gayzel is the mortal form of the Greek Triumvirate, Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon, and thus shares the physical characteristics of each. In mythology, the gayzel represents the lust of the gods for it only beds virgins, both male and female. The gayzel is first mentioned in the Iliad with subsequently appears in the Odyssey and Malcolm Lowry's Under the Volcano.

2) n. More recently, the term "gayzel" has been attached to promiscuous individuals whose preferences are virgins. While technically ideologically incorrect, this usage has gained increasing acceptance in both mainstream society and academia.
1) "Turn of the head revealed the gayzel..."
-Homer's Iliad p. 886

2) Guy 1: Hey, I've had sex with four women, deflowered them all. Call me the de-virginizer.
Guy 2: The de-virginizer? Really? Questionable. I'll just call you the gayzel.
by Sean Emory Xu February 16, 2008
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gauresh

Another name for Lord shiva .
Hard to know what's going on in his mind but will be Kind and loving when others are Same with him once changed then get ready for trouble.

Will love till the end, can even be ready to give life or take for close one's. Thus if you're around someone, never lose him.

Might love to play with his love interest's body part; eg. Hair or tickle in the stomach.
Gauresh is a masculine name mainly Hindu by religion.
by Astronamous January 12, 2018
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The Screaming Gazelle

The act of leaping around your house, completely naked, masturbating and screaming at the same time. This should be performed late at night.
Sister: I woke up to hear screaming last night, turns out my brother was just doing The Screaming Gazelle.
Friend: EWWWWWWWW
by Threshold April 26, 2011
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Garzett

A creature of incredible strength & power that destroys all that appose it.
The Garzett attacking the earth would be the same thing as a tank shooting an apple.
by Ryan Scott Ball January 29, 2009
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castle gazer

(n) Noun: A male who looks at another male's genitals.
"Dude, I was in the can during the 2nd intermission, and the guy at the urinal beside me was a total castle gazer!"
by bryska February 12, 2006
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gazellegames

Only the best place to spam IRC to your hearts content just to get your line count up so you can mine vertigos dirty little hole. Also fun with random youtube videos and random semi sounding porno definitions from urban dictionary. Remember to always wear protection when visiting, otherwise it might get a little nasty down below. i
Gazellegames made me itchy
by mrpeepeplace March 7, 2023
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Boobiquitous Gaze

A term for the effect created by certain people who give the impression that their eyes are following a pair of sweet boobs. When such a person is viewed from any angle, the subject's eyes still appear to be looking straight at the incredible and awesome boobs.
Note to self: Never take Johnny to the beach again, he keeps creeping girls out with his boobiquitous gaze.
by Bill Jones, Sr. September 19, 2009
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