gauge

A useful tool I keep by the bed to punch a series of small holes in the front of you, and a large hole in the back.

If that prick gives me death threats again, I'll jag him in the face with my guage, and just to be sure, I'll probably piss all over his neck when I'm through.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

gauge

12-gauge shotgun.

What you wanna do? I got tha gauge, an uzi and a muthufuckin' 22!

by nokianinja October 7, 2002

gauge

a shotgun (from the term used for the caliber of a shotgun)

He came after them with a gauge.

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2008

gauge

A shotgun, comes from the shotgun shells. Often referred to as gauges.

I am toting my gauge tonight, what about you?

by Mikey Bürke March 24, 2005

gauge

To nick a car.

Yo come we gauge this ped.

by Snowy (formally kilo lobo) August 27, 2003

gauge

The act of completely meaningless sex, preferrably with a total or almost stranger who you will never see again.

Hey baby what do you say we get together later and gauge.

by SHAUNNA May 9, 2005

Gauges

A ridiculous looking plug many young guys put in their holed earlobes and stretch them. And another reminder of how I can't stand Generation Y'ers.

Gauges

by waspcoloredstain September 17, 2013