Turt'a'gator

Turtagator(Hemorrhoidonoid pensisgator nigaaradere)- A Biochemicaly engineered and above adequately weaponized, hybrid predator belonging to theTestudinidae family, made from genetic material collected from the American Aligator (Alligator mississippiensis) From the deep dark alleys on the back waters down the Bayou in deep south Mississippi. Crossed with the agile yet heavily armoured and the unrivaled horizontal vercatility of the Galápagos Giant Tortoise(Chelonoidis nigra)Found on the Isle of Galápagos. This incredible behometh of a Genetically Modified Organism engineered by the secret service of the United States Government is a great addition to the U.S. Southern border force control defense task force. Since being added to service, the crossing of illegal aliens into the United States from the south has decreased 87.36%. The Turtagator has currently been patrolling the border three years and is currently running at a capacity of 63.3%. It is estimated that by the year 2020 Service capacity will reach 100% thus ensuring any Mexican who dare try to cross the southern border into the U.S. will endure an unfathomable fate. Being kept within an inch of life, for up to periods exceeding three weeks. Slowly being consumed from the feet up, whilst being entombed by the sands of the desert after being buried and set to ripenin by the Turtagator.

A fully grown Turtagator can grow in excess of, 15 meters in length. 9.2 meters in width and stands st 6 meters tall and beyond.

Turt'a'gator
Oi bruv, did you see them dirty sanchez lookin' bean eaters who tried to sneak into America to steal our jobs? Well, a giant f*#@king Turtagator ripped them to shreds. Today, not a single vote, was for Pedro.

by Charlos$anchez August 31, 2018

montgomery gator

an alligator which some reason is hot asf, he’s from fnaf security breach

omg is that montgomery gator (or monty for short)?

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grease your gator

a term for masturbation

Dude you can't grease your gator right now. Wait until we get out of my grandma's living room.

by LustyBear September 8, 2009

Arnett Gaston

One of the most popular criminology and criminal justice professors at the University of Maryland College Park. Gaston had held the positions of First Deputy Commissioner, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Management and Planning, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Rikers Island, NYC Department of Correction and the Director of Corrections, Prince Georges County, MD. Gaston is known around campus for his yellow Hummer H2, and his hilarious and entertaining stories from his years in law enforcement and corrections.

"Yo, the class taught by Arnett Gaston is sick, that guy used to run shit up at Rikers."

by Maximus12 January 9, 2009

Gatino dot com

A YouTuber who recently started

And his video are pretty neat for a

16 year old of a small country

Guy: OIE YOU HEARD ABOUT GATINO dot com

Yes

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Purple Ganon

The made-up shit your schoolyard friends would all claim was hiding inside every video game.

Oh, you never found the Candy Land levels in Super Mario Brothers? You can get there by earning 99 lives three times in the same level.

There's totally a Purple Ganon. You just have beat the game in under two hours without taking damage in order to see him.

by Brock Landers and Chest Rockwe October 11, 2019

el gato

Is Spanish for "the cat."

"They called him El Gato, because he moved like a cat."

by Mini the Moocher March 11, 2017