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Gastonia

A town on the outskirts of Charlotte, North Carolina. It is known for blacks/ros bbq and sundrop. There is also Carolina Speedway, where the entire town goes to redneck it up. Even girls who are snobby bitches go and wear the heels and act like they're country, just to fit. Basically, Gastonia is full of rednecks and girls who are fake. But hey, at least we have good bbq.
Did you see that Gastonian being redneck?
by ialwayswinbitch July 28, 2012
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Gaston Porn

Using the JC Penny or Sears catalog lingerie section as motivation for masturbation.
Harlold was always known as a sick fuck and would do anything for some Redbank loving, but when it came to porn he would only use Gaston Porn since it came in the male free.
by puddinpullinredbanker March 4, 2010
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gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.
If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.
by B-Flo October 20, 2007
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gaston

Super leet and pro, total ownage!
by DeanHitchcock July 27, 2006
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Gastonia

Hopefully, it never tries to become Scarsdale or the Hamptons, since then it would no longer be Gastonia.
Gastonia is fine the way it is, without having to change anything for anybody.
by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021
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Gaytionship

The designated word for a relationship between two guys or two girls where preferably one is gay, but not both.

It’s what you call best bros and best gals that aren’t both heterosexual.

It’s never meant to describe a romantic relationship, but rather the sweet tension of being best buds with someone that could potentially fall for you but doesn’t, cuz there just ain’t that many problems as a heterosexual guy being best friends with a heterosexual girl.
Wow , Philipp !
You just have the best gaytionship with Jan going !

You go guys!
by Lealion April 30, 2021
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molecular gastronomy

molecular gastronomy is a term you use when you stub your toe. it’s a term that can be quite stress relieving in some scenarios.
oh yeah. i know that pain. but what was that i heard you shouting when u stubbed your toe?

molecular gastronomy.
by sleepinonthegrass December 21, 2021
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