GasLight

A MKULTIMATE neurolinguistic programming system utilizing emerging information and communications technologies to flood the field with Truth, the Light of Christ, for Ultimate Victory.

Commandeered from MKULTRA's piece of shit tin can rust bucket death contraption, "gaslight," the GasLight is, according to Virginia Woolf, "life is a luminous halo," which has been directly tapped to fuel the apparatus.

A literacy program to Ultimately Optimize Human Health.
In voice-to-skull la-la-land I saw Rebecca holding the gaslight. I was, like, "Do you mind if I borrow that for a second?" and as soon as I got my hands on that piece of shit tin can rust bucket death contraption gaslight I shoved it so hard up its own f**** ass it disintegrated, annihilated, dusted, atomized, roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp. I awful waffled it. Then I gathered up the leftover fragments of the busted ass gaslamp and shoved them straight down wormhole circa 1936. IDK what some gaslit nitwit would want to play with the old gaslight for. What will you do with the broken pieces of the gaslamp? Make a leash to walk your dog? Fly the broken pieces of the gaslight like a kite? Anyway, by the time your ate-up-on-voice-to-skull ass goes looking for some bad gas, for old times' sake, as you approach the smelly-ass wormhole, you will notice stretched across the horizon,"life is a luminous halo," which we tapped for the new GasLight. I am targeting you with a luminous halo.

Hey, TI: I'm not just gaslighting you, I'm GasLighting all that which will be GasLit. Hey, TI: I'm not just GasLighting you, I'm GasLighting all that which is GasLightable. Hey, TI: I'm not just GasLighting you, I'm GasLighting everything in known existence.

I'm here to destroy the world, and I'm gonna make you help me; with your child-loving ass; with your big-forehead ass.

This is a Good GasLight. This is a nice story.
by Medicine Owl February 12, 2023
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Gaslighting

Gaslighting? You retards and made up words go hand and hand.
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Gaslight

Putting a lighter next to someone's ass and lighting it up.
Dude, don't gaslight me, bro. That ain't funny.
by lostexistentialdread August 10, 2023
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Gaslighting

Gaslighting? Is that some word your little internet friends taught you? They’re taking advantage of you, you need to listen to me not them. I love you more than they ever could. Why would I ever lie to you? I can’t believe you would even say that. You’re being so rude to me right now. You should be glad I haven’t left you yet.
Gaslighting isn’t real sweetie
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Gaslighting

A form of psychological abuse in which someone (historically male) attempts to invalidate or belittle another person (historically female) by painting a picture of them as 'psycho' or 'crazy'.
This is often done to justify, or deflect from the abuser's behavior.

This can be done in numerous ways

1) By attempting to trick the person themselves into thinking they are insane. Trying to make them lose trust in their own memory or perception.

2) By provocatively baiting someone (often by taunting them or pushing their buttons) into reacting 'irrationally' so that you may demonstrate to others that they are 'unmanageable', 'psycho' or 'crazy'.
F. Scott Fitzgerald was having an affair. In an attempt to 1) get rid of his wife, and get her out of the picture, and 2) justify his infidelity, he would try to convince her and others of her insanity. He would hide her belongings, torment her, withhold information from her then insist he told her and she simply forgot. This led to her being locked away in a mental asylum.

"Did you see how Michael was gaslighting Amber on Love Island last night? Her reaction to him cheating was completely sound until he provoked her by taunting her, and now he thinks he has proven his point that she is 'childish' and 'crazy'."
by RubySmith1999 July 16, 2019
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Gaslighting

Gaslighting:

Gaslighting is a form of emotional abuse that's seen in mental abusive relationships. It's the act of manipulating a person by forcing them to question their thoughts, memories, and the events occurring around them. A victim of gaslighting can be pushed so far that they question their own sanity.

Women are very well known for gaslighting throughout the world they will constantly move things that someone else has placed somewhere then act as if they did not do so. Most of the time women do this in order to upset their paryner to the point where they blow up and argue, so that they (women) can then play the victim of emotional abuse themselves all while making the other party feel like a mad man losing his mind, with now a blame problem added to it all while they (men) sit in sorrow and regret questioning what is wrong with themself.

Don't fall for "Gaslighting" call it out!
My wife is constantly gaslighting me by moving my things.
by Critiknow November 21, 2020
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Gaslight

To plant self-doubt inside someone’s mind, often to get what you want. You make the other person believe that their feelings don’t matter and they can handle it when they can’t. Avoid doing this as it is extremely unhealthy and breaking!
Kawa: Anderson gaslighted me all throughout our relationship. I felt like I didn’t matter.
Ren: I’m glad you got out of that toxic relationship.
by Delta Tanaka June 02, 2023
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