Ass gardener

A person that wants to have sex with your butthole.

Hello, I am an ass gardener

by UISjackolope (Sphen) January 30, 2003

up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004

uphill gardner

slang for homosexual man

butt-pirate, turd-burglar, one that punctures the one-way-valve.

by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

GardenerPlants

Another shock site that contains a large amount of mutilated Male Genitalia, Disease-Ridden Vaginas, and the occasional Baby.

Person 1: I have something you'll like to see
Person 2: What is it
Person 1: Type in Gardenerplants.com
Person 2: Oh my god. That is really fucking nasty.

by ShockSearcher November 17, 2010

Captain Jimmy Gardner

The man, the myth, the legend, Captain Jimmy Gardner. He is a decorated war veteran from a family of war heroes, who only left the service due to losing his leg. He now pursues his dream of being a teacher at the Williamsport Area High School, substituting for teachers.

Sophomore 1: "Hey, there's Captain Jimmy Gardner. I heard he's subbing for TK today."
Sophomore 2: " Yeah, I heard his story in Rinker's last week when he subbed for him, but it was first told when he subbed for Mahon."
Sophomore 1: "Man, Raymond really is a crazy man."

Sophomore 2: "Yep."

by Captain Jimmy Gardner February 26, 2020

Up Hill Gardener

A Man who partakes in anal sex with another Man.

Jeff and Bob were Up-Hill Gardening all night last night. I couldn't get a wink of sleep.

by Frankie Vaughan December 12, 2003

Lady Gardener

The term for a female who enjoys tending to another lady's garden (genital area). See lady garden.

That butch bird over there - I bet she's a right lady gardener.

by Mark Chapman April 28, 2007