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Gardenia

Gardenia is a hot sexy Spanish chick who knows what she wants and what she'll get she doesn't play games, she's a great friend to have and she's super loyal she's always there whenever you need her, she can be quite the partier once handed a drink but the best thing about Gardenia is that she's unpredictable she loves doing things that people are to scared to do she's practically a daredevil. She's also a great girlfriend so unique and special her characteristics are stunning and her face and bod smoking hot during the day you may think she's innocent but locket she a freak in the sheets. She is everything a guy could ever want plus more she's definitely wifey material so if you got a Gardenia on your hands don't let her go
You know that Gardenia chick she's mad weird but she's crazy fun
by P34ch3s November 24, 2014
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garden state parkway

Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.

And no one calls it the GSP.
Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.

New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."
by dts. August 19, 2009
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Garden gnome

Did you see my new garden gnome.
by Teräsmiäs November 9, 2018
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garden rocket

The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.
I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.
by Elliot Hope August 12, 2010
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Psycho Gardener

An angry Gardener that may snap into a rage of anger if you cross into their yard, garden, or property.
Wow, that guy over there watering his plants need to get laid, he looks like a Psycho Gardener

Look kids, the Psycho Gardener is planting some watermelons in his yard!

Don't walk on that guy's grass, he gets real pissed off, almost like a Psycho Gardener or something.
by John Planter November 16, 2011
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English garden

"Oh, Jessica! What a pretty and sweet smelling English garden you have. I demand oral access."
by kowal5ki November 7, 2013
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Mayo Garden

When the guy comes on a girls bush
Guy 1: Dude, I got with James’s mom last night
Guy 2: No way!
Guy 1: Yeah man, I left her with a mayo garden
by Lacrosse.player September 28, 2020
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