losing the gamble

An alternate description of the term shart. An unintentional emission of feces during intended flatulence.

I was taking a piss the other day and tried to fart. It sucked, dude--I totally lost the gamble!

by bscepter February 12, 2005

dog shit gambler

radmeonjr1 is a dog shit gambler, and is so insignificant at gambling and is useless in all other walks of life, can't even boil toast, i wish him the best with being the most incompetent loser i have ever met. dont be like radmeonjr1 and drink after losing. drink after winning.

We don't fuck with that dog shit gambler radmeonjr1, he is a bad gambler

by TheGuyWhoHatesRadmeonjr1 May 22, 2022

GAMBLERS DIET

When a gambler goes out to Las Vegas, Loses all his money on friday night, and has to barrow from friends or eat off used plates at the keno bar until sunday afternoon.

Carlos went to Vegas last weekend. He played Texas Hold em for a couple of hours and lost. So he moped around the rest of the weekend on a Gamblers Diet.

by Broke4real November 6, 2010

gambled 'n lost/lose

When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.

Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.

by Bill June 18, 2003

Dice Gamble

A producer and Artist & Event Manager.
Known for his 2007 release "Bring Back The Raw vol.1" (hosted by DJ Vlad)

Dice manages artists: DVS, Mike Justice and represents super producer Soleternity (who's produced for Angie Stone, Bone Crusher, Saigon, G-UNIT and many more)

He is the founder of The Ulay Family

"Dice Gamble - Bring Back The Raw!!"
- tag line off BBTR vol. 1

by Ramzique October 8, 2008

poop fart gamble

When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.

If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.

I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.

by honkbert March 14, 2008

gamble hole

A hole in a men's toilet wall which you stick your penis though hoping for a blowjob but not really knowing what is going to happen

I used that gamble hole at the toilets near the park, I thrust my knob though it and it went straight into this blokes eye, he thought it was a spy hole, he screamed I creamed , and what a mess

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015