gubbels

A name given to someone who exhibits german or swedish traits.

Viktor was a true gubbels with a beer in his hand and a passion for the U.S. Park System.

by LeoJargon April 13, 2008

Gabber

Also known as simply "Hardcore", it is a fast and very heavy style of Electronic (Techno) music, and should not be confused with Hardstyle. What stands out in this style is that the bass drum is prominently distorted, often to the point where it doubles as the bass note, and the pitch is almost always the first or fifth scale degree of the scale used in the song. These songs often contain sound clips from other means of entertainment, most notably from Hip Hop acapellas. However, the use of original lyrics in this music is not unheard of.

Angerfist, Neophyte, Outblast, Noize Suppressor, The Stunned Guys, and The Wishmaster are all notable artists of this kind of music.

Guy #1: "Dude, where's the best place to hear someone spin some Gabber?"

Guy #2: "Definitely at the event, Masters Of Hardcore!"

by chuckphantom October 6, 2010

gabblacious

Extremely loquacious due to drugs, continually talking like a meth addict (or a desparate salesman)

The pure Columbian white made me gabblacious for about four hours.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

gabbercore

Also see gabber-core.

A variation/deviation of techno. Very similar to speedcore. It gets its name from use of distorted and scrambled vocals and samples that tend to be completely indecipherable. When you can understand it, the words are either heavily political or complete nonsense.

Gabbercore tends to be ridiculously fast and has a pounding beat. It’s impossible to tell if your CD is skipping or the song is just repeating itself. Sometimes it just doesn’t matter.

Notorious for causing nosebleeds, migraines, and exploded heads.

"You like trance?.. don't go to a club playing gabbercore. You'll be sorry."

"Gabbercore is waaay more fun with some meth thrown in."

by Fritz January 22, 2004

Gobbelization

Globalization + gobble: a portmanteau of an interesting meaning. It's when bigger fish eat the smaller ones, like what's happening in most Arab countries that have no other choice but to follow the much-hated 'popular capitalism' mantra that America and other developed 1st-Worlders are singing in our ears. (See, de-Arabizing).

Also called McWorld.

Gobbelization is eating at the 3rd-World and leaves in its trail what has been called the 'economic waste' of the 'Global Pillage'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

gabbed

an item of value left in the weather, especially in the rain that ends up ruined by the time it's needed or wanted.
(coined after countless times Gab has done this. so it's named after Gab)

Hey, have you still got that awesome stereo you took out of your car you offered Me?
yeah it's over there on that pile..

oh, that's definitely GABBED. May as well put it in the bin now

by fartiscrubs June 17, 2018

Gabber Polka

The hybrid bastard of Gabber and Polka music, combining 19th century duple time Bohemian dance tunes with modern, heart-stopping 808 beats exceeding speeds of 300 BPM, making the hop-step-close-step Polka dance virtually impossible except when under the influence of methamphetamine cocktails.
Gabber Polka was conceived in 2003 by DJ Leo Ascarrunz of Bolivia and San Francisco writer/author laureate Tom Carter while programming streaming music for their web site.

Only three Gabber Polka songs are known to exist: one of traditional Gabber Polka named ‘Liechtensteiner Nightmare,’ another of the more expressive Progressive Gabber Polka called ‘Crank & Beer,’ and the third of the underground Deep Progressive Gabber Polka named ‘Murder, Poland Style.’

by MPB October 9, 2003