Gawd's awful towers is a term that refers to unwashed men testicles. The term can also be used by a female after getting HIV, in an attempt to shame the spreader. The Origin of this term comes from a german male called Gawd Sheigeschiht, whose testicles stinked so much, that one of the strippers he hired made a book in the year 1969, titled "Gawd's awful towers". The book talks satirically about Gawd and his smelly testicles. The term is not very popular though, since there are only a few copies of the book left. The author of the book later died from HIV.
Person 1 (F) : Ewwwww, your balls stink like a dumpster. They are Gawd's awful towers level.
Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.
Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.
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A replacement for God Dammit. Sorry God...we had to prove a point. We figure its less offensive to say this and not take the lords name in vain.
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2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!
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