Fastard

Shortening of \"Fat Bastard\"

I was enjoying the movie until some fastard came and sat in front of me.

by Tom Lane April 26, 2005

fwata

fwata is a shorthand of the term what the F*c* (wtf) and can be used in any circumstance calling for a wtf

Bill: I ate you ice cream
ted: fwata!

by RumpelstiltskinShrek4 July 28, 2011

fwattapp

(adj) a fat ass (n) the sound of a girls ass cheeks when they bounce

Yo, look at that ass

That ass is fwattapp.

by Chocolate Monster April 5, 2009

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

by anal passage July 19, 2006

frasta

A fake/fraudulent wannabe Jamaican (Rastafarian) with dreadlocks who smokes K2 to get high instead of using the natural plant based Marijuana.

Man, you ain't no Rasta; you a Frasta!

by ERN83 October 4, 2015

fastabend's sandals

A fastabend's sandals

A fastabend's sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.

by Amundy90 December 9, 2015

fastapplcs

fastapplcs is a boy named landon who edits on vs and ae. but he really fucking smells.. someone needs to tell him to shower

hey do you know @fastapplcs? i heard he’s that kid that smells!
hell yeah i do, he smells like shit

by Amana September 29, 2019