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futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.
Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!
by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008
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Futon Torpedo

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon
He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..
by sneederbee November 29, 2011
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Futon Cruton

When a girl gets up off your couch and leaves a spot.
Yeah I was finger blasting that chick on the couch and when she got up she left a futon cruton
by Staffro November 4, 2010
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futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.
Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!
by uglysinglesclub December 24, 2008
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Futon Baby

Calling someone's parents so poor they conceived them on a futon, rather than on an actual bed.
by wilhaegele December 9, 2022
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futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.
Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!
by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008
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Futon brother

When two buddies have fucked the same girl on the same futon at different times.
John- "I fucked Sarah on the futon."

Sam- "Really? So have I!"

John- "You're my futon brother!"
by Grif192 September 28, 2013
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