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eat my furmundacheese from under these nuts
by bill October 12, 2003
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The Fumunda Effect

This is what happens when you shit you pants, at work, and it ends up costing you $21 because your mom is working and your grandma has to go to Wal-Mart to get you a new pair of pants and boxers.
Fumunda: I shit myself at work!
Mom:What do you want me to do about it?
Fumunda: Bring me some new clothes!
Mom: Your grandma is at Wal-Mart, I'll call her and have her bring you some.
Fumunda: Damn! That's gonna cost me!
Mom: Well, you shouldn't have shit yourself.
Fumunda: I am gonna call this the Fumunda Effect!
by Fumunda May 8, 2006
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Frumunda cheese

WOW! I just scraped up a whole finger nail load of frumunda!
by roy December 1, 2004
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Fumunda Cheese

The funkey nasty sweaty goo that is located on the goutch after a highly active day
He scratched his goutch and wiped his fumunda cheese on billy's teeth
by Feeny July 23, 2007
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fumunda cheese

"would you like some cheese fumunda my nuts?"
by Mike "the man" R. February 20, 2003
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Furmaned

(v) verb:

When an agreement between two parties is broken at the last minute, usually to the advantage of one at the expense of the other. This could be for personal or financial reasons. Most notably used in college football, but can be (and is encouraged to be) applied to other sports and situations. The origin of this term is the word Furman, as in Furman University, and its actions regarding the University of Delaware and the University of Missouri.
Delaware: Hey Furman, let’s play each other this year.
Furman: Ok…*signs contract*
*Missouri throws money at Furman*
Furman: Hey Delaware…about that contract…
Delaware: WTF! I just got Furmaned.

Pastor: If anyone has reason for these two not be wed, speak now.
*Ex-boyfriend shows up on motorcycle*
Future Wife: Yeah, um….*runs out of church*
Husband: What the…
Pastor: I’m sorry my child, but you have just been Furmaned.
by DSUrocks07 March 1, 2009
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Frumunda Cheese

Human Smegma
Smegma allowed to accumulate long enough to become visible.

Both males and females produce smegma. In males Smegma is produced and accumulates under the foreskin of uncircumcised individuals; in females it collects around the clitoris and in the folds of the labia minora.
The term "Frumunda Cheese" can describe any odor or substance that comes from the male genital area.
by wwWill November 29, 2007
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