V. To have sexual relations with an individual then shortly afterwards end any type of relationship with them.
Guy 1: Yo, weren't you seeing that chick?
Guy 2: Naw dawg, I strait up fumped that bitch.
Girl 1: Hey Kelly, weren't you dating that one guy?
Girl 1: Nah Bitch, I fumped him last week.
Guy 2: Naw dawg, I strait up fumped that bitch.
Girl 1: Hey Kelly, weren't you dating that one guy?
Girl 1: Nah Bitch, I fumped him last week.
by Steve Howard Igor Templeton January 31, 2005
Get the fumped mug.A g-rated way of saying "fucked", but pronounced "fee-uked". Synonymous with being screwed, burned, or messed up.
Your roommate left for Vegas with your half of the rent, you're fuked.
Your fart stinks, that's fuked up.
You have a mouthful of cookies and no milk, you're fuked.
Your fart stinks, that's fuked up.
You have a mouthful of cookies and no milk, you're fuked.
by Billy Hudson December 31, 2008
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Get the Fuxedo mug.The cavemen had the Fupadopolis surrounded, but they were overwhelmed when the point man got swallowed alive by the creature's fupa.
by Seymor Heines February 18, 2008
Get the Fupadopolis mug.A word used to describe someone or something that impedes the fun greatly. Usually used to describe a person.
erson 1: "Maaan I wish we could go to more bars, but John's not old enough yet!"
Person 2: "I know dude.. he's such a goddamn funpediment!"
Person 2: "I know dude.. he's such a goddamn funpediment!"
by ryanisleet November 18, 2010
Get the Funpediment mug.An item that gives the appearance of working after having been repaired, but only partially functions.
When its fuxed; Its still working but is not totally fucked.
I tried everything to get the video card driver to work; but it just wouldn't display correctly. I think the Card hadn't been handled properly; and static had fuxed the card. It still appears to work, but it has been damaged. Its a dud, or a bodgy.
I tried everything to get the video card driver to work; but it just wouldn't display correctly. I think the Card hadn't been handled properly; and static had fuxed the card. It still appears to work, but it has been damaged. Its a dud, or a bodgy.
by Greviousj March 15, 2015
Get the Fuxed mug.when a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into a woman's face and her eyes become stuck together and fused
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